Universal Trade Syndicate

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$TREASURE: 100

Galactrade Market

Your trading hub for intergalactic goods. Manage your inventory and see what your traders are selling.

INTERGALACTIC AGREEMENT

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By clicking "I ACCEPT" below, you, a carbon-based lifeform of questionable intelligence, hereby agree to the following terms:

  1. You acknowledge that $TREASURE is not a real currency and cannot be exchanged for Earth money, Martian credits, or Betelgeusian snail pellets.
  2. Any aliens hired in this simulation are not actual sentient beings and no rights are being violated (as far as we know).
  3. The Galactic Federation of Trade Planets (GFTP) is not responsible for any space-time anomalies, interdimensional rifts, or existential crises that may occur while playing.
  4. Your planet may be randomly selected for "inspection" by our automated defense systems. This is normal and not at all suspicious.
  5. By accepting this agreement, you forfeit your right to complain about the game's economy being "unrealistic" when you can literally sell "Quantum Crystals" for profit.
  6. You agree to have fun or else face the consequences (consequences may include additional fun).
  7. The red "SELL PLANET" button is for entertainment purposes only. We are not actually buying your planet. Yet.
  8. Any resemblance to actual galactic trading empires, living or extinct, is purely coincidental and definitely not because we're secretly documenting Earth's potential for interstellar commerce.

WARNING: Side effects of playing Universal Trade Syndicate may include delusions of grandeur, an unhealthy obsession with pixel art, and the sudden urge to negotiate with your household appliances.